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I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.
Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.
I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳
I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐
Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.
Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴
like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me
I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾♂️
At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.
If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am, still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.
Chapter in my ebook
#AwkwardMoment she tells u her “Friend” is in town & u can’t read between the lines…now u on the phone trying to invite her & her “Friend” out w/ y’all…silly rabbit
Little know fact about me: At a strip club one time drinkin Ciroc for the 1st time I spent the money I planned to spend then I went into my Stripper emergency fund…after more Ciroc the end result was me next using my credit card and bring my own lunch in a brown paper bag to work…Moral of the story Ciroc is a hella of a drug
#AwkwardMoment when You tell your child to answer the phone and say you not here and what they say “My mommy said she not here” Now you got to go on the phone w/ your phony voice & say “Heyy girl”
#AwkwardMoment when u give her a hug & her eyelash leaves with u…now u walking around w/ 3 sets of lashes like u about to rip the run way