Put your Hands up

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I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.

Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.

I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳

I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐

Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.

Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴

like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me

I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾‍♂️

At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.

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Bathroom Etiquette

If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
   If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
   The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
   Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am,  still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.

Chapter in my ebook

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LF7DL9B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_vl.fCbPYCQ66G

Ebook to be a respectable member of the team

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Bus Ride After A Tough Loss

Losing an Loyal #SideChick is like…
Riding the Bus after ur car brakes down
U don’t like it & wonder How the F***
U got to that point in ur Life
#NoSideChickLeftBehind

Understanding The Understandment

Just wanna Thank the woman/men who didn’t caused any problems yesterday when it wasn’t ur day
But now ur day has come & u should enjoy it…the same way the other woman/man did
Thank You for ur understandment (not a word) it was recognized & appreciated

Little Man Tall Problems

Dude wanted his girl out the house.
Come to find out this chick was 6’11 maybe like 250lbs and was tossing this dude all over the living room like they was in the WWF ( #oldschool )
MANN… i don’t what kind of work release program he found this chick at but he calls the police
What do u do with something like that u need Tranquilizer & a Boyz II Men album to calm her down
getting tossed around like u stole somebody’s W2 isn’t cool for the New Year
Moral of the story is…Don’t go on the ride if u not built Ford Tough

@JaySpen1901
#BreastFedWicApproved

Down For Repairs

Son was trying to use the bathroom (#1) & I guess he didn’t have to go anymore so he tells me “Daddy it’s not working”
So had to teach him a on the spot life lesson & tell him to NEVER use those words in the same sentence just say “Its down for maintenance at the moment & it will be back shortly…god bless goodnight”