The Eating Dead

Damn Bob u survived longer than I thought


Selling That Work

It’s that time of the year when kids are selling candy
It’s like the Mexican Cartel at work
U got ur Big Timers candy sellers (The Plug), ur small time sellers and ur new comers…Don’t let a new comer invade ur floor or u losing ur customers.
I was asked to buy some candy but it seems like they sent me to do something else
I was told to go by the Water Cooler and wait for someone to come
I tell them what I want and give them the Money…wait a few weeks and the Product is shipped in…
I almost forgot what side I was working on
The two ppl will remains Tagless to protect their identities

Zoom Zoom Boom in ya Boom Boom

Went to my friends house for a get together
Now tell me am I wrong for walking in the kitchen & noticing her Momma just by looking at her rear side πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ
But her Momma ask me how I knew it was her
So I popped a mint In my mouth and said Momma I know that old school rump shaker from anywhere
This friend shall remains Tagless to preserve their identity

Boys & Toys

Little boys do the weirdest things
My daughter plays with her dolls one doll stops being friends with the other & that’s it
I’m still trying figure out what kind of game my son was playing that he needed his wrestling man to get stuck in the middle of the toilet roll…while the roll was still being in use by everyone

Breast Milk & Cookies

One of my BFF told me she was making Cho. Chip Cookies (yes exactly what I thought) ok make me a batch I’m outside right NOW !!! next thing I know I’m getting hit with a Disclaimer…U can have some but they “Lactation” cookies
Wait hold on pause for 3 sec.
So if I eat them then chances are I’m be producing Breast Milk in my near future?
I was so filled with emotion that only the only words to come to my mouth was “Mustard on the Beat Hoe”
Why idk but this isn’t what #BreastFedWicApproved stands for
#WhatAboutUrFriends #BreastMilkMaker

The Walking Dead

Damn I would NEVER expected her to be the OG she turned out to be…Bet Rick want her back in the group now after almost getting filet mignon lol #TheWalkingDead


Cougar Crossing

Was working with one of my co workers mother (Seasoned Cougar) πŸ† crossing kids & she asked me if I knew her daughter so I popped a mint & replied Yes I know her But that’s not important right now.. (U might think crossing the kids was but I beg to differ) BUT in my Head I took it as Her asking me “Don’t I look better then my daughters”
Yes u do Momma Yes u do 😏😈
#WorkingWithYaMomma #TakinSelfiesWitYaMommy