Friends like mine….never pass up

I’m convinced I act the way I act cause the friends I inherited: I was being a good citizen & dropped a older lady home so today a unnamed friend asked me did I charge her that old box for my services smh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Next unnamed friend had me putting her baby on Scared straight morning edition πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ s/o to the ppl that has no #NoJudas in their circle


Pretty Chick Court Chick

In court & started noticing the more attractive the female the worst the charges: one chick had a whole heap of tickets no seatbelt no DL even a leaving the scene of a accident…since when pretty chicks became so Thuggish so Lady Rage’ish…I blame World Star

2 of America’s Favorite Pass Times

At the strip club chillin & chillin when the DJ say “y’all make sure y’all tippin my ladies & bartenders…oh we selling Girl Scout cookies too”
Then I looked around & started seeing ppl drinking Ciroc & eating Short Breads
First Bitches & Bottles now Ciroc & Bread

Awkward Instagram Moments

#AwkwardMoment u see one of ur conversations w/ one of ur followers screen shot & now u gotta double tap to still show their page love

New York Greed

This New York Sen. got caught up in a corruption scheme for trying to buy the Mayor’s seat he said, “You pull this off, you can have the house…I’ll be a tenant.”
That just sound like something a brotha would say if I didn’t know what he look like πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he set us back 4 years in Politics
I bet they all put their tax return money together