Mind Triggers Host plays…Residents Evil Remake on PS4 & Random Conversation about women….

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Put your Hands up


I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.

Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.

I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳

I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐

Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.

Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴

like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me

I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾‍♂️

At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.

Bathroom Etiquette

If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
   If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
   The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
   Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am,  still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.

Chapter in my ebook


Poor Plan Poor Players

Normally when u & ur Day 1 set up a double date u always set up a game plan. These 90’s babies need some guidance in that department. 2 dudes 2 chicks 2 beds 1 hotel. One dude makes the plan to act like they like each other (not 1 dude like the other female) but both dudes act like they like each other…Thinking that hopefully they would trick the females into thinking their not interested. Now it’s time to sleep each female have a bed and one dude thinks of the plan in his head to gingerly rub one female’s back as she sleeps…Thinking he’s gonna be up all night to get lucky. Of course she gets creeped out & the sleep over comes to sad conclusion
Moral of the story: U don’t rub their back as they sleep…u TAP their leg 3 continuous times & ask “U sleep yet? ”
Some of these 90’s babies need better role models
At least We had Rob Ross he taught us how to paint these chicks dreams #FreeLunchRecipient #BreastFedWicApproved #FutureAARPmember


Waiting For Your Candy Crush

Dude wife went out with her friends
2 guys 2 girls and her but told her to leave her husband home
I call that a “Sugar Crush” (Candy Crush)
She took the phone off & said I’m be back in the MORNING
Now he gotta wait his turn to get his own sugar
Moral of the story is Always have a back up game u can play when ur waiting for the old game to update

The Cut Off

Little Known Facts about Me
I hate when people with a Jesus fish bumper Ornaments cut you off and don’t say Thank You or God is Good