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I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.
Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.
I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳
I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐
Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.
Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴
like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me
I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾♂️
At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.
If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am, still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.
Chapter in my ebook
When the 🐱 or 🍆 so good
U take ur Kids to ur Side Piece House to Trick or Treat but u really wanna see if another Side Piece opens the Door…
Moral of the Story : Don’t Trick away ur Treats if u can’t be the ONLY Side Piece
One of my BFF told me she was making Cho. Chip Cookies (yes exactly what I thought) ok make me a batch I’m outside right NOW !!! next thing I know I’m getting hit with a Disclaimer…U can have some but they “Lactation” cookies
Wait hold on pause for 3 sec.
So if I eat them then chances are I’m be producing Breast Milk in my near future?
I was so filled with emotion that only the only words to come to my mouth was “Mustard on the Beat Hoe”
Why idk but this isn’t what #BreastFedWicApproved stands for
Was working with one of my co workers mother (Seasoned Cougar) 🐆 crossing kids & she asked me if I knew her daughter so I popped a mint & replied Yes I know her But that’s not important right now.. (U might think crossing the kids was but I beg to differ) BUT in my Head I took it as Her asking me “Don’t I look better then my daughters”
Yes u do Momma Yes u do 😏😈