Mind Triggers Host plays…Residents Evil Remake on PS4 & Random Conversation about women….

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Put your Hands up

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I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.

Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.

I enter the card in but got a Declined message ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I entered the card in again and was Declined ๐Ÿง

Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.

Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look ๐Ÿฅด

like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me

I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.

Bathroom Etiquette

If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
ย ย ย If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
ย ย ย The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and donโ€™t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
ย ย ย Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am, ย still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. Cโ€™mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if Iโ€™m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldnโ€™t have been the proudest moment in my life.

Chapter in my ebook

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LF7DL9B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_vl.fCbPYCQ66G

Man’s Best Songs

Sitting in my Cubical and heard from the distance a hear a Dog bark ๐Ÿถ
While in the background of that I hear some old school DMX playing
So I listened & listened and hear my
co workers in the Zone
Rapping & Barking
I think he felt like he was in that opening scene from Belly

Zoom Zoom Boom in ya Boom Boom

Went to my friends house for a get together
Now tell me am I wrong for walking in the kitchen & noticing her Momma just by looking at her rear side ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
But her Momma ask me how I knew it was her
So I popped a mint In my mouth and said Momma I know that old school rump shaker from anywhere
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This friend shall remains Tagless to preserve their identity

Flyer 4 Flyer

My job got us like FB promoters & handing out these flyers so what did I do..TOOK OVER the Jehovah witnesses block (they aint even know it) & passed out my own flyers even gave them some…They didn’t like the feeling ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Hoe-tel motel holiday inn

Seen this sweet deal & had to jump on it but after further research I found out they had “Working Girls” staying in the HOETEL (hotel)…who am I not to still book my room with a sweet deal like that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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