Mind Triggers Host plays…Residents Evil Remake on PS4 & Random Conversation about women….

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Put your Hands up


I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.

Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.

I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳

I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐

Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.

Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴

like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me

I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾‍♂️

At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.

Bathroom Etiquette

If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
   If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
   The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
   Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am,  still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.

Chapter in my ebook


Shit Gets Real Really Fast

So i’m gettin that nice drunk sleep next thing you know I heard 3 loud ass bangs at my door & door bell ringing like crazy…the shit slightly startled & frightened me just a little bit…i thought the government done passed The Purge… I open the door & its the damn 75 year old Maintenance man tellin me “Hola Papi” MANN….

Wanna Feel Safe…Get A Go Phone

I’m convinced Barack fucked up somehow he got Michelle Spying on everybody’s cell phone records its like having ur girl working at the phone company & ur phone in here name…I’m getting a Go Phone like a Trap Star #UKnowUDoneFuckedUpNow


Hit or Miss

Went on a call & lady said her blind bf cursed her out telling her to leave his house & then he Judo kicked her out the bed…I gets the thinking & thought y didn’t she just act like she left & close the door & just stay in the house watching him all day

Capt. Save a…

Chick got beat up by her bf so he calls her and she tries to trick him on telling where he was at…she tells him my other man here & he wanna fight…this dizzy chick had the Audacity to ask me to act like I’m her other man so we can trick him to come over together…she must not know I’m not about beatin chicks up life…she must think we go together since I saved her…silly rabbit