Hit or Miss

Went on a call & lady said her blind bf cursed her out telling her to leave his house & then he Judo kicked her out the bed…I gets the thinking & thought y didn’t she just act like she left & close the door & just stay in the house watching him all day


Capt. Save a…

Chick got beat up by her bf so he calls her and she tries to trick him on telling where he was at…she tells him my other man here & he wanna fight…this dizzy chick had the Audacity to ask me to act like I’m her other man so we can trick him to come over together…she must not know I’m not about beatin chicks up life…she must think we go together since I saved her…silly rabbit

Rescue Party

Went to a get together and dude came in with his EMS work cloths on…so I thought ok maybe he just got off and was close by…when I left I then see the big ass EMS van outside double parked like it was a emergency…ppl catching heart attacks while he up there hookah’in…ppl gettin sick while he up there wu tang’in πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’­πŸ’­πŸš‘

Late Night IPhone Sexting

This right here will break or make ur night u be waiting & waiting for that message to turn blue until u get that “I’m sleep” text back…BUT u Textin tho & u Liking pics πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


At 2am this πŸ‘† will have u up like 😳 10 mins later 😁 7 mins later πŸ˜” 5 mins later 😀 3 mins later 😴 Then u finally get that text back and your like 😎


The Cut Off

Little Known Facts about Me
I hate when people with a Jesus fish bumper Ornaments cut you off and don’t say Thank You or God is Good