Put your Hands up

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I don’t know what’s in the water now a days but these kids lost their minds.

Christmas just passed and my son just wanted a Sony PlayStation 4 and PlayStation gift card ($50) to buy things while he’s playing Fortnight. In order for him to play this fortnight he must buy the PlayStation Plus (to play online). He spent $20 on V Bucks (money) on fortnight l, and I was going to put in the rest for his PlayStation plus membership which is $60.

I enter the card in but got a Declined message 😳

I entered the card in again and was Declined 🧐

Third time is always the charm right? Negative card Declined Again.

Now he’s looking at me with the dumb look 🥴

like if he stands there long enough he would become invincible. I asked him what happened to all the money on the card. He looks me in my eyes and tells me

I don’t know I just went crazy with the V Bucks ” 🤷🏾‍♂️

At this point we need to touch gloves and square up like two Men and go crazy with these Hands.

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Bathroom Etiquette

If you walk into a bathroom with three urinals and two (the ones on the ends) are occupied, you Must go into the available stall.
   If said stall is occupied,then proceed to the far east of the bathroom were you can be waiting to go next. At No time should you use the urinal in between those two men.
   The only time where you can use said urinal is in a dire emergency where you cannot hold it. In this case, you respectfully approach the urinal with your head down and your eyes on your own prize. Use the bathroom, wash your hands, and don’t ever speak of using that middle urinal to anyone.
   Prime example, during an afternoon of drinking and football, I went to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, there was no one else in there. Of course l,
being the proper gentleman I am,  still went to the far left urinal. Another guy, who I previously thought was a gentleman, comes in almost stumbling to the urinal directly next to me. C’mon sir respect the rules and respect me as a man. My level of uncomfort instantly goes up because now I have to be on guard like if I’m using the bathroom in a prison. If I was a thug I would have peed on his leg but that wouldn’t have been the proudest moment in my life.

Chapter in my ebook

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LF7DL9B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_vl.fCbPYCQ66G

Dude Don’t Kill My Stash

Another barber cut my hair & he almost slightly frighten & alarmed me…I thought he almost shaved my damn Mustache off…If he did then someone just rent me a van that has no windows & a sliding door cause he almost gave me the Rape Cut…moral of the story is I learned I’m easily slightly Startled

Capt. Save a…

Chick got beat up by her bf so he calls her and she tries to trick him on telling where he was at…she tells him my other man here & he wanna fight…this dizzy chick had the Audacity to ask me to act like I’m her other man so we can trick him to come over together…she must not know I’m not about beatin chicks up life…she must think we go together since I saved her…silly rabbit

Facts Of Life??

Little know fact about me: I think Booty pad asses are false advertisement…u can’t have a nice body w/ 100% cotton ass

Flyer 4 Flyer

My job got us like FB promoters & handing out these flyers so what did I do..TOOK OVER the Jehovah witnesses block (they aint even know it) & passed out my own flyers even gave them some…They didn’t like the feeling 😂😂😂

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Hoe-tel motel holiday inn

Seen this sweet deal & had to jump on it but after further research I found out they had “Working Girls” staying in the HOETEL (hotel)…who am I not to still book my room with a sweet deal like that 😂😂

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