Son was trying to use the bathroom (#1) & I guess he didn’t have to go anymore so he tells me “Daddy it’s not working”
So had to teach him a on the spot life lesson & tell him to NEVER use those words in the same sentence just say “Its down for maintenance at the moment & it will be back shortly…god bless goodnight”
Another barber cut my hair & he almost slightly frighten & alarmed me…I thought he almost shaved my damn Mustache off…If he did then someone just rent me a van that has no windows & a sliding door cause he almost gave me the Rape Cut…moral of the story is I learned I’m easily slightly Startled
So i’m gettin that nice drunk sleep next thing you know I heard 3 loud ass bangs at my door & door bell ringing like crazy…the shit slightly startled & frightened me just a little bit…i thought the government done passed The Purge… I open the door & its the damn 75 year old Maintenance man tellin me “Hola Papi” MANN….
I’m convinced Barack fucked up somehow he got Michelle Spying on everybody’s cell phone records its like having ur girl working at the phone company & ur phone in here name…I’m getting a Go Phone like a Trap Star #UKnowUDoneFuckedUpNow