Just wanna Thank the woman/men who didn’t caused any problems yesterday when it wasn’t ur day
But now ur day has come & u should enjoy it…the same way the other woman/man did
Thank You for ur understandment (not a word) it was recognized & appreciated
Dude wanted his girl out the house.
Come to find out this chick was 6’11 maybe like 250lbs and was tossing this dude all over the living room like they was in the WWF ( #oldschool )
MANN… i don’t what kind of work release program he found this chick at but he calls the police
What do u do with something like that u need Tranquilizer & a Boyz II Men album to calm her down
getting tossed around like u stole somebody’s W2 isn’t cool for the New Year
Moral of the story is…Don’t go on the ride if u not built Ford Tough
@JaySpen1901
#BreastFedWicApproved
Son was trying to use the bathroom (#1) & I guess he didn’t have to go anymore so he tells me “Daddy it’s not working”
So had to teach him a on the spot life lesson & tell him to NEVER use those words in the same sentence just say “Its down for maintenance at the moment & it will be back shortly…god bless goodnight”
Another barber cut my hair & he almost slightly frighten & alarmed me…I thought he almost shaved my damn Mustache off…If he did then someone just rent me a van that has no windows & a sliding door cause he almost gave me the Rape Cut…moral of the story is I learned I’m easily slightly Startled
So i’m gettin that nice drunk sleep next thing you know I heard 3 loud ass bangs at my door & door bell ringing like crazy…the shit slightly startled & frightened me just a little bit…i thought the government done passed The Purge… I open the door & its the damn 75 year old Maintenance man tellin me “Hola Papi” MANN….
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