Down For Repairs

Son was trying to use the bathroom (#1) & I guess he didn’t have to go anymore so he tells me “Daddy it’s not working”
So had to teach him a on the spot life lesson & tell him to NEVER use those words in the same sentence just say “Its down for maintenance at the moment & it will be back shortly…god bless goodnight”

Dude Don’t Kill My Stash

Another barber cut my hair & he almost slightly frighten & alarmed me…I thought he almost shaved my damn Mustache off…If he did then someone just rent me a van that has no windows & a sliding door cause he almost gave me the Rape Cut…moral of the story is I learned I’m easily slightly Startled