Late Night IPhone Sexting

This right here will break or make ur night u be waiting & waiting for that message to turn blue until u get that “I’m sleep” text back…BUT u Textin tho & u Liking pics πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Flyer 4 Flyer

My job got us like FB promoters & handing out these flyers so what did I do..TOOK OVER the Jehovah witnesses block (they aint even know it) & passed out my own flyers even gave them some…They didn’t like the feeling πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


2 of America’s Favorite Pass Times

At the strip club chillin & chillin when the DJ say “y’all make sure y’all tippin my ladies & bartenders…oh we selling Girl Scout cookies too”
Then I looked around & started seeing ppl drinking Ciroc & eating Short Breads
First Bitches & Bottles now Ciroc & Bread

Friend’s In Town

#AwkwardMoment she tells u her “Friend” is in town & u can’t read between the lines…now u on the phone trying to invite her & her “Friend” out w/ y’all…silly rabbit

Ciroc I Respect U Kind Sir

Little know fact about me: At a strip club one time drinkin Ciroc for the 1st time I spent the money I planned to spend then I went into my Stripper emergency fund…after more Ciroc the end result was me next using my credit card and bring my own lunch in a brown paper bag to work…Moral of the story Ciroc is a hella of a drug

My Mommy

#AwkwardMoment when You tell your child to answer the phone and say you not here and what they say “My mommy said she not here” Now you got to go on the phone w/ your phony voice & say “Heyy girl”

Lashes To Go

#AwkwardMoment when u give her a hug & her eyelash leaves with u…now u walking around w/ 3 sets of lashes like u about to rip the run way