Happy StartingΒ 

Went to get a Massage and idk What or How She did it but I left out of there Feeling like Jello 

If She asked Me to Marry her for a Green Card I might say Hell Yes 

Now I know how Chicks Feel when Dudes say “Come Over For a Message” 


Man’s Best Songs

Sitting in my Cubical and heard from the distance a hear a Dog bark 🐢
While in the background of that I hear some old school DMX playing
So I listened & listened and hear my
co workers in the Zone
Rapping & Barking
I think he felt like he was in that opening scene from Belly

Hugs R Us

Saw my friend’s Mom in the store today who I haven’t seen in about a year & clearly she doesn’t have an IG to stay up on the latest news with me
So she gave me the biggest Hug But the Best part is the Look in my friend EYES cause her Momma didn’t want to let go
So I looked my friend Directly in her Soul so she can make a mental note that MR #BreastFedWicApproved could have been her Step Daddy
This friend will remain Tag less to protect her Identity

The Eating Dead

Damn Bob u survived longer than I thought


Selling That Work

It’s that time of the year when kids are selling candy
It’s like the Mexican Cartel at work
U got ur Big Timers candy sellers (The Plug), ur small time sellers and ur new comers…Don’t let a new comer invade ur floor or u losing ur customers.
I was asked to buy some candy but it seems like they sent me to do something else
I was told to go by the Water Cooler and wait for someone to come
I tell them what I want and give them the Money…wait a few weeks and the Product is shipped in…
I almost forgot what side I was working on
The two ppl will remains Tagless to protect their identities

Zoom Zoom Boom in ya Boom Boom

Went to my friends house for a get together
Now tell me am I wrong for walking in the kitchen & noticing her Momma just by looking at her rear side πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ
But her Momma ask me how I knew it was her
So I popped a mint In my mouth and said Momma I know that old school rump shaker from anywhere
This friend shall remains Tagless to preserve their identity

Boys & Toys

Little boys do the weirdest things
My daughter plays with her dolls one doll stops being friends with the other & that’s it
I’m still trying figure out what kind of game my son was playing that he needed his wrestling man to get stuck in the middle of the toilet roll…while the roll was still being in use by everyone