Towel & Ass 

A bottle broke in my lunch bag so I went to the bathroom to get paper towels

As I’m running to the sink area because my friends are holding the elevator door for me

I go to the paper towel dispenser…one stroke two stroke 

I get the paper towels next thing you know I hear movement by the stalls

I see a grown man one out the stall into another stall with his grown bear Ass showing and his pants around his ankles wobbling to the next stall 

I thought to myself this can’t be life

I thought to myself this can’t be real

I thought to myself am I getting punk’d 

I turned around so fast I got the hell out of there because I didn’t want to be invited to that party 🎉 

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